Maintenance Guy: How’s it going?
Me: Same ol’, same ol’.
Maintenance Guy: That’s your whole life flashing in front of you.
yikes!

Today, I just wasn’t in the mood to do work. That’s okay. I did something else instead. Rather than miserably forcing myself to do something that I thought I wanted to get done today, I did something different. I can’t do it too often, especially if a deadline is approaching (ahem, April 15th is coming, [...]

This is a tangent, but here goes. Do we need area codes anymore? When I get an incoming call, the main benefit of an area code is to tell me what state a call is coming from, but other than that, it just makes phone numbers longer. We could shorten area codes down to two [...]

Our school has a bunch of lockers, and because today was a rainy day, everyone brought umbrellas. To prevent people from stealing, people typically lock up their umbrella by putting their locker’s lock through the loop in the handle in the umbrella.
It looks like some mass execution/hanging of these otherwise innocent household items